House Facilities

We try to keep the house at a temperature between 21C/70F in the bar and 23C/74F upstairs so that it is warm enough for people to discard their clothes in comfort.

Nudity is acceptable and encouraged everywhere in the house, but when naked please sit on a towel.

There are over 200 bath towels around the house, please keep one with you, if it gets wet please put it in one of the hampers and take a dry one.

Play is allowed in all playrooms, in the bar, and the lounge.

The kitchen and the dining areas are safe zones - No sex here, in the bathrooms, or in the laundry.

The house is 3600 square feet split over 3 levels.

On the bottom floor we have:

• A 600 square feet bar with seating for 20+ people.
  • The bar is self-service, if someone is behind the bar they will probably get you a drink, but no-one is employed to make or serve drinks.
  • Please do not stand in the serving area to talk to other people, other people will be waiting to get drinks.
  • This area sees a lot of flirting and touching which usually leads to people heading off for full action in the lounge area behind the bar or one of the bedrooms.
  • A big screen TV showing adult films.
  • A couple of games to break the ice (if required).
• Bathroom 3. You are welcome to take a shower at any time, but please be quick, there will almost certainly be a queue of people waiting to use the facilities.
• Playroom 4: A Playroom with king size bed.
• Lockers/Changing Room. There are 50 bath towels on shelves by the exit.
• The Laundry & Storeroom. These 2 areas are off limits.

On the main floor we have:

• The Kitchen & Dining area, where the buffet will be available from 6pm. This is the safe zone, No sex in this area.
• The lounge with big screen TV showing adult films and with seating for 6-10 people and a love couch. This room is a playroom for exhibitionists and larger groups.
• Playroom 3 with 2 queen size beds.
• Bathroom 2.

On the top floor we have:

• Playroom 1 with king size bed.
• Playroom 2 with 2 queen size beds.
• Bathroom 1.

Outside we have: Fire Pit Area, Smoking Area and Hot Tub.

Please smoke on the rear deck or in the smoking shack so that everyone can enjoy the fire pit area.

The hot tub is open for use through the warmer evenings, it will be closed when the snow starts to fall or the ground is icy and a falling hazzard.

Please treat the tub with respect, it cost a lot of money to buy.

At the first party we made it available it was vandalised, at the second party we made it available people broke the rules and had sex in the tub, someone even left a used condom in the water.

The Bathrooms

Please leave the bathrooms in a clean condition after you use them. If you find a bathroom dirty please alert us so that we can clean it up.

Gentlemen, please urinate into the toilet, not on the floor around it or on the seat.

Do not put any toilet paper, tissues, wipes, condoms, or sanitary towels in the toilets, we are on a septic system, please put everything other than poop and pee into one of the bins in each room.

Please do not engage in sexual activity in the bathrooms, other people may need to use them for a call of nature.

There are plenty of towels in every bathroom, if you can only see dirty ones, look in the bathroom closet for fresh ones, put dirty towels into a hamper. There are always towels available in the locker room.

Big Please: No Scat or Pissing games in the bathrooms or anywhere on the property, neither we nor our cleaning lady want to clean up the results.

General

Attire: You may wear clothes or be naked in all areas. See the party descriptions for event specific Dress Codes. For hygiene reasons if you are naked please sit on a towel.

Smokers: We do not allow smoking or vaping inside the house. There is a smoking area outside the back door, pot smokers please move to the far end of the smoking area, as every time the door opens the smell of pot flows down the stairs to the bar, we have more complaints about the smell of pot smoke than ciagrette smoke.
When it is warmer please smoke at the table on the back deck.

Tissues: There are tissues and wipes in every playroom.

Trash: There are bins in every room for used condoms, wipes, tissues etc. After several parties we have found used condoms under pillows, under the bed, thrown in a corner, even in the vents for the HVAC system!. The etiquette is to remove condom from penis, tie a knot in the condom, wrap condom in a tissue, place condom in a waste bin.

Squirters: Please use one of the pee pads or a towel if you squirt, the next players will not appreciate a wet patch and even though we use 2 mattress protectors on every bed some leaks through and shortens the life of the mattress. If you do make a mess on the bed let David know so that he can change the linens.

Wet Patches / Dirty Bedding: Sex is a messy pastime!
If you notice that the bed you have been playing on has a wet spot, please let Jo or David or one of the crew know.
We have spare linens in every room for when this happens.

Condoms: If you forget your condoms, or you run out (lucky you!) There are at least a dozen condoms in every room at the start of the party, there are also baskets of condoms on the bar and on one of the tables in the lounges.
Please don't take our condoms home, we need them for the next party.

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